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Monday, November 29, 2010
Tuesday, November 23, 2010
Just for Laughs~
1st joke :
Mother : Boy, go down to the store and help me to buy a bottle of soy sauce. Remember to half the price of whatever the store owner offers!
Boy : Yes, Mother!
(At the store)
Boy : I want a bottle of soy sauce. How much is it?
Owner : ＄４
Boy : *thinks for awhile* No, $2!
Owner : Alright, $3 then.
Boy : *ponders again, and shakes his head* No no no, $1.50!
Owner : Last price, $2.
Boy : *... shakes his head* Cannot, $1!
Owner : *got angry* Why don't I give you 1 bottle for free? (F5)
Boy : *thought about it, and shakes his head* No! You must give me 2 bottles free!
2nd joke :
Qn : A wolf brought 10 sheep onto the MRT train. After 5 stops, the wolf alighted.
How many sheep are there left?
Ans : 10, because no eating and drinking is allowed on the MRT train!
3rd joke :
Qn : You are participating in a race and after much effort, you finally overtook the 2nd runner.
Which position are you in now?
Ans : If your answer is the 1st position, you are wrong!
Since you overtook the 2nd runner, you took over his position at the 2nd position!
4th joke :
(Do not use too much time, be quick!)
Qn : You are still a race. You overtook the last person, which position are you in now?
Ans : If your answer is the 2nd last position, you are wrong again!
How can you overtake the last person? Since he's already the LAST person, how can you be behind him? Hahahahaha~
Have a good laugh! XD
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Mother : Boy, go down to the store and help me to buy a bottle of soy sauce. Remember to half the price of whatever the store owner offers!
Boy : Yes, Mother!
(At the store)
Boy : I want a bottle of soy sauce. How much is it?
Owner : ＄４
Boy : *thinks for awhile* No, $2!
Owner : Alright, $3 then.
Boy : *ponders again, and shakes his head* No no no, $1.50!
Owner : Last price, $2.
Boy : *... shakes his head* Cannot, $1!
Owner : *got angry* Why don't I give you 1 bottle for free? (F5)
Boy : *thought about it, and shakes his head* No! You must give me 2 bottles free!
2nd joke :
Qn : A wolf brought 10 sheep onto the MRT train. After 5 stops, the wolf alighted.
How many sheep are there left?
Ans : 10, because no eating and drinking is allowed on the MRT train!
3rd joke :
Qn : You are participating in a race and after much effort, you finally overtook the 2nd runner.
Which position are you in now?
Ans : If your answer is the 1st position, you are wrong!
Since you overtook the 2nd runner, you took over his position at the 2nd position!
4th joke :
(Do not use too much time, be quick!)
Qn : You are still a race. You overtook the last person, which position are you in now?
Ans : If your answer is the 2nd last position, you are wrong again!
How can you overtake the last person? Since he's already the LAST person, how can you be behind him? Hahahahaha~
Have a good laugh! XD
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Monday, November 22, 2010
Monday, November 8, 2010
8 Nov 2010
"Sow an act, and you reap a habit; sow a habit, and you reap a character; sow a character, and you reap a destiny."
~ George Dana Boardman
~ George Dana Boardman
Saturday, November 6, 2010
6 Nov 2010
"It requires less character to discover the faults of others, than to tolerate them."
~ J. Petit Senn
~ J. Petit Senn
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